Felix Patterson

Felix Archimedes Patterson (born October 31, 1986) is the host of "House of Noobs". He got the idea for the show when he had dinner at his former boss's house and saw the ridiculousness of their petty arguments. He recruited Miles Frederickson, Marcella Smith, Fern and Gully Kleenex, Gerald Peterson, Webster "Birdie" Bird, Stephanie White, and Orville Flatts to be apart of the show.