Parent's Guide

Romance and Nudity
3/10
 * Fern and Gully are dating and are often seen close to each other.
 * Stephanie and Orville have a flirtacious kissing scene in "Post-Relapse".

Violence and Gore
3/10
 * Marcella punched Stephanie in the face in "Pilot". Stephanie proceeds to wrestle with her until they are broken up.

Profanity
5/10, and all words so far fit TV-PG guidelines, except for one.
 * In Pilot and Post-Relapse combined there are eight uses of the word "stupid", all said by Marcella and Miles.
 * In Pilot there are three instances of the phrase "shut up", all said by Marcella. Miles also tells Marcella to shut up in "Post-Relapse".
 * In Pilot and Post-Relapse combined, there are three uses of the phrase "Oh my God", by Marcella and Fern.
 * The word fat is used to describe Marcella and is said by Miles in Pilot.
 * The word ugly is used to describe Marcella and is said by Miles in Pilot.
 * Gully says that Marcella smells like poop in Pilot, and him, Fern, Miles, and Orville also discuss how loud and smelly Marcella's poops are in Post-Relapse.
 * Miles calls Marcella a "dingleberry"in Post-Relapse.
 * Marcella calls her peers "dumb-whack" in Post-Relapse.
 * The word "jerk" is used many times in Reconciliation.
 * Miles calls Marcella an idiot in Reconciliation.
 * The word "bull-crap" is used in Reconciliation.
 * Marcella says "fricking" in Pilot.
 * Marcella says Jesus Christ as an expletive in Pilot. However, it is uttered quickly and could be misheard as "cheese and rice".
 * Marcella says "What the hell?" in Pilot. She also says that it will be hell for the housemates in Separation.
 * Marcella also says that Miles and Birdie are gay in Pilot.
 * Marcella calls Fern and Gully "potheads" in Post-Relapse, and just Gully in Separation.

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
1/10
 * Marcella calls Fern and Gully "potheads" in Post-Relapse, however it is hard to comprehend. She says it more audibly in Separation.

Frightening/Intense Scenes
1/10
 * Marcella and Fern scream at each other in Pilot.
 * Marcella and Stephanie fight in Pilot.

Trivia

 * House of Noobs is rated TV-PG.
 * Overall, it is 15/50 and is not an inappropriate show for the most part. It is PG with borderline PG-13 moments.
 * Marcella Smith is involved in almost all intense of profane scenes and when she isn't around there are less obscenities.